today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
Let’s take a moment to talk about this. I mean, because first off, “Tell cars not to hit kids.” Well, yeah, we do that all the fucking time, idiot. Ever seen signs like these?
We have classes and signs and laws about it, and people are constantly reminded. So your argument only works if we put up signs everywhere reminding assholes not to rape. But you’d rather talk about how rape victims have it coming to them.
But the dumbest part of this crap? Roads exist for cars to drive on. Children need to be careful to cross the street because they’re entering into an environment that exists specifically for something that is dangerous to them. The only way this shit is a valid comparison is if you think that bars, parties, and the world in general exists specifically for men to have sex with women. And I gotta break it to the guys who support this stupidity- your dicks are not that important. So knock off this bullshit and stop excusing rapists.
To add to the point, even if you accept the premises above (which I do not), pedestrians still always have the fucking right of way, and a driver who strikes a child, even if that child was negligent, is going to be the one held responsible.
If you’re not in control of your car, and your car hurts someone, welp, that’s your fault. That’s where we get terms like “vehicular manslaughter” and “at-fault accident.”
If you’re not in control of your cock, and your cock hurts someone — fuck, I can’t even finish this sentence, because your cock is not a separate thing from you. Your cock is not several tons of metal and glass and plastic and if it is, keep it the hell away from the rest of humanity.
Fun fact: The high score in Fix-It Felix, Jr. is Walt Disney’s birthday. December 5, 1901, or 12/05/01
Happy birthday, Walt Disney!
Sure, lemme get my Yugioh binder
I’m so happy she is showing her support for the gay community by dressing up as a shit covered condom